I looked it up, and that's about the amount science says the sun will be covered rip Kzoo
but yeah we got solar eclipse glasses
we will use them and I wanna take pics so
Choose a pony and write a story about them masturbating. It started with Twilight Masturbates, now there's already a Rarity Masturbates, Pinkie Masturbates, and a Fluttershy Masturbates. Here's my contribution to the fad:
Guess what's back? Back again.
Plot dragging's back, tell a friend!
Well, I was joking on the plot dragging part. I promise you the story will be going somewhere! Little Big Trouble is coming to an end, and what does that mean? It means I get to put it in my ass continue on with "Wub" Me Like You Do and that ultra secret project I've been working on that I shouldn't be telling right now because of reasons.
By not implementing an in-game music option that lets you actually do this.
Seriously. It'd be entirely in character. "Lofi beats to swing to"
Yurgetibetr is now the "top rated" Pinkie x human fic. The Wheel and the Butterfly is WAAAY more popular (and way longer what the fuck how do you write 745k words that should be illegal), but I guess mine has a better like:dislike:view ratio, or however the fuck that works. The point is: it got me thinking. There isn't a whole lot of competition in the pink pie smooching
Heyyyy there, my little herd of followers! Just heading off to bed, got work early in the morning, but wanted to drop a little news:
- Chapter Three of 'A is for Applejack' is well under way in the writing stage
- Chapter Eight of 'One For The Archives' still remains in the planning stage, and I'm waiting on the OFTA muse to give me a good swift kick in the flank
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
the thing that can come out whenever it’s finished and not have to wait months and months and months ::::#
Hello followers and random viewers!
Why do I even have followers? Are my stories even that good?
My long but Incomplete Summer Sin Celebration pn0y story is out! It begins with naughty Sparity imagery, but becomes Spiharynx with romance headed to 
Sporax. Also I accidentally discuss issues of consent for thousands of words.
You'll get it, alright. 
Now that the map has time-travel-powers, do you think that it's going 2 start doing what the tardis does in Dr-Who ?
Tacking them 2 different parts in time, if you know what I mean.
Tell me what you think here
So far, March has been more than a little crazy. In between a job search, a Search & Rescue callout that lasted until 5 AM, a network failure at work, and a short-notice trip to help my parents with their taxes, my writing schedule has gotten completely shot. I'm finally sitting down at a coffee shop for the first time in a week, and I'm too distracted to add words to stories. So I might as well justify tonight's cuppa by passing on some positive karma.
Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular
It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.
Twilight's story is only half of it...
Artist is Kai_KAMOI
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
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